someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever


it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time


steal his look: mako

just steal it. rip his shirt straight off of his body and run. do the world a solid.


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say β€œwow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say β€œme”

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad


Β I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men


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